Bon Jovi may be dead even to the majority of hayseeds who swallowed his Young Guns shtick, but someone needs to inform these oldbies that a little self-effacement goes a long way in the new millennium. Thus, of all the album’s hatchlings, indie one-off “Dick’s Creek” would have the strongest chance of survival were it not trapped in an unmarketable lump of cowboy-glam not even Desmond Child could miracle out of Dead Man’s Gulch. Order at www.monthofmondays.com